From:
Osho
The Wild Geese and the Water
Chapter #14
Chapter title: The Bird has Flown
24 February 1981 am in Buddha Hall
	
The first question:

Question 1
OSHO,
THE DUTCH TELEVISION HAS ASKED ME TO PARTICIPATE IN A PROGRAM. ONE OF THE QUESTIONS ON WHICH THEY WANT ME TO SPEAK IS AS FOLLOWS: WHAT IS LACKING IN THE CHRISTIAN CHURCHES THAT IS ATTRACTING SO MANY YOUNG PEOPLE TO THE NEW RELIGIOUS MOVEMENTS?

DEVA OJAS,
The christ is missing...
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Question 4
OSHO,
WHY ARE THE INDIANS SO INTOLERANT AND SO MUCH ANGRY AT YOU?
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Once a sannyasin asked an Indian in a chai shop for information. He said, "Excuse me, where can I buy some shampoo?"
The chaiwalla said, "You are from which country?"
"Australia," said the sannyasin.
"America?" queried the Indian.
"Not America -- Australia!"
"England? Germany? Oh, yes... Germany people very good. You are married or single?"
"Not married," said the swami. "But where can I buy some shampoo?"
"What you want?"
"Shampoo!"
"For what you want this?"
"To wash my balls!" snapped the sannyasin. "What do you think?"
"Oh, oh yes," he said, "you are a tourist or you are coming for study?"
"l want to buy some shampoo!! Do you know where I can buy some?"
"What? What you want?"
"Shampoo!"
"Oh yes, you can buy."
"But where can I buy it?"
"In shop you can buy!"
"Yes, but which shop?"
"What you want?"
"I want some fucking shampoo!!"
"No!" shouted the Indian, standing up, "No fucking here!"